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1.
They're waging wars In other countries And you're powerless to stop it But you can't help feeling guilty Blink your eyes You almost missed it Subjugation of a group You didn't even know existed There's a stack of books you haven't read On a shelf that sits beside your bed So you can dream about your ignorance Tonight Y-y-you got this song Stuck in your head It goes "dada-dada-dada" "Dada-dada-dada-dada" Clap your hands Over your mouth You've got something to say And you're afraid to let it out You wanna scream so loud your brain goes deaf So you can't hear the voices in your head Saying "stay on top of everything At once" You found a magazine In which a doctor seemed To be endorsing Camels Depending who you read We may or may not be Out of space on the planet (How do you measure it, baby?) You're on trial in your head For things you thought and did and said That you just learned were wildly insensitive You could keep track of each passing year By the acronyms and sloganeers Like a constant ringing in your ears Enough, enough
2.
Parachute 02:10
I wanna be the hole in your parachute So I can look at you And see the face you make when you start falling You're a thumbtack inside my shoe Toothpaste and orange juice An 18-wheeler in the passing lane And things keep getting worse (Blah blah blah blah) Just not as bad as I deserve There's a rug underneath my feet Right where it oughta be And I'm still standing but I feel you pulling Burn the calendar in effigy This year is through with me Don't wanna look back on a goddamn thing Still I can't help but laugh (Ha ha ha ha) It doesn't add up when you do the math I'm pouring gasoline on the bridge I'm pouring gasoline on the bridge I got a pack of trick candles and I made my wish Now I'm tossing every one that stays lit I'm pouring gasoline on the bridge I'm pouring gasoline on the bridge I got a pack of trick candles and I made my wish Now I'm tossing every one that stays lit Yeah I'm tossing every one that stays lit Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha
3.
Tell me am I thinking too much? Can't get my brain to shut up All day it's way too much at once I even open my eyes An avalanche in disguise Is waiting in my mind Ephemeral and transient My thoughts are only ambient My brain's erecting monuments to things I won't get done I'm not distracted I'm just focusing on everything at once La la la... Oh, I think I'm making a mess The way that I second guess The things I once was sure of Now just seem like careless mistakes It's all transparent and fake And one day they'll all know The chrysalis unraveling Still shattered by the smallest things Can't stop myself from noticing that I still feel the same I think I'm stuck this way La la la... A hush fell over the crowd While I was laughing out loud Good luck not standing out Of place in every room that I'm in With a Cheshire Cat grin These thoughts will hunt me down My thinking cap is strapped so tight A blaze just waiting to ignite Cause when I close my eyes at night I'm bracing for the worst Like a pushpin to a water balloon Step back, I'm about to burst La la la...
4.
The insulation they blew into the walls that stand between us Will never be enough to suppress the sound of you singing Sixteen on center they spaced the studs Drywall finishers taped the mud But your voice bleeds through that R15 Like it's gauze on top of surgery And I'm lonely Okay, fine, I'm lonely The neighborhood looked nice from the shots on the street view But they didn't prepare me for the moment I'd meet you Decorating the front porch They changed the name of this street in the First World War But "the city council don't hate Germans no more" At least that's how you put it We both started laughing In our duplex off Hamburg Street 5 AM I hear the shriek of your alarm app Then the built-in speakers in your phone start running through podcasts And I try to imagine what I'd do If I woke up lying next to you But the story sounds better if you hum the tune And let the feeling pass I've been trying to write a song for you But lately it's all verses with no hook to hold them together Based off the records you recommended You'd probably call this "emo bullshit" The rhyme scheme's inconsistent And the plot points disconnected I wanna solve you like a puzzle But you're a habit I can't grow out of (Can't grow out of) I know it doesn't make sense But I don't know how else to put this

about

The Board of Directors used to be a moniker that Alex wielded to fend off the distinction of "singer-songwriter." Early "one man band" recordings were made in an attempt to show prospective Board members what the band was meant to be, all in the hopes that "if you build it, they will come." And believe it or not, they did. The Parachute EP is the Board's first honest-to-goodness full band record. And, not coincidentally, it's the best one yet.

credits

released December 9, 2023

Alex Kasznel: Guitar, Vocals, Vibraslapping
Heather Sampanis: Bass (both the sideways & the upright variety), Vocals
Brian Tull: Drums, Cymbals, Vanilla Connoisseur

Additional “La La La’s” and the like by Eric Tuffendsam

Words & music by Alex Kasznel
© & ℗ 2023 Alex Kasznel / Jawn of the Dead Music (BMI)

Recorded August 2023 at Moonlight Studios & the Boardroom (Cincinnati, OH)
Produced, mixed, & mastered by Eric Tuffendsam @ Moonlight

Front cover & artwork layout by Heather Sampanis
Back cover illustration by Natalie & June Sampanis

Special thanks to Matt Kasznel for giving notes on our demos, voice memos, and lyrics. None of this stuff would get done without you. Now if you could just get back to your drinking...

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